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• Drink like a fish. Try to get legless. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
• Drive a car with an automatic transmission. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
• Act like a cartoon character. Most of your companions will be.
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• Discover that you *can* eat seaweed. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
• Don't settle for anything less than a Seiko Sports 100.
  -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
• Don't trust seagulls to explain anything. It's a *fork*, and don't forget it.
  -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
• Join the Anti-Football League. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.
• Never fret about losing a single sock in the wash again.
  -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
• See a psychiatrist about your hydrophobia. -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid.