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• Talk to your Plant often; it doesn't cost a Penny!
• Rubbing the electric lamp is not particularly rewarding. Anyway, nothing exciting happens.
• A nuclear power plant is infinitely safer than eating, because 300 people choke to death on food every year.
  -- Dixy Lee Ray, 1977, quoted from "Loose Talk...
• Life at the top is financially rewarding, spiritually draining, physically exhausting, and short.
  -- Peter C. Newma...
• The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money. -- Nick Riviera, "The Springfield File
• FARMERS plant it deep.
• Has the brains of a house plant.
• Landscapers plant it deeper.
• Purify the air: Plant tree