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• Life is a disease; and the only difference between one another is the stage of the disease at which he lives.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• Oh God! It's another disease! And you'd just gotten over the last.
• The talking movie was an improvement. Now, I am looking for another, like a silent television talk show.
• Another of his sayings was, that education was the best viaticum of old age.
  -- Diogenes Laertius (c. 200 AD) -- Aristotle, xi...
• In another paper delivered today, Paul W. Kinsie of the American Social Health Association warned that, if the moon was to be kept free from venereal disease, prostitution must be banned there.
  -- The Realist, November, 1962...
• A good old man, sir; he will be talking: as they say, When the age is in the wit is out.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Much Ado about Nothing -- Act iii, Sc. 5...
• I was talking to an Englishman and I said, "It's absolutely remarkable.
  In this day and age, you could fly to New York in six hours....
• Alcoholism is not a disease, it's a goal.
• Astrology is a disease, not a science.