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• Miss Hoover: [shakily] Children, I won't be staying long.
  I just came from the doctor, and I have lyme disease....
• Riker: "Move over." Amarie: "Oh, just what I need, another set of hands.
  -- "Unification II", Stardate 45245.8...
• Talking is another disease of age.
• MY GOD SOMEONE RAN OVER THE CAT! Oh, didn't know you had a bagpipe.
• You don't have a disease. You just live in New Jersey.
• The nice thing about dying is that once you've gotten it over with, you can stop being afraid of it.
  -- Solomon Sho...
• What? You don't trust me? Why, only last week I patched a running VMS system and it survived for over thirty seconds.
  Oh, well....
• Yeah, right, lady: an elephant ran through your front yard.
  OK. [goes to another line] Wiggum...yeah, right, mister, mm hm....