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• Opera -- it's no more unreal than the people who are watching it. -- Heard on Public Radio
• Microwave oven? Whaddya mean, it's a microwave oven?
  I've been watching Channel 4 on the thing for two weeks....
• Microwave oven? Whaddya mean, it's a microwave oven?
  I've been watching Channel 4 on the thing for two weeks....
• Son, you shouldn't watch that other channel. It's only for mommies and daddies who love each other very much.
  -- Homer catches Bart watching an adult cable channel, "Homer vs....
• He thought the formula for water was H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O, H-to-O.
• There's three sides to every story, yours, mine and the cold hard truth.
• Marriage Ceremony: An incredible metaphysical sham of watching God and the law being dragged into the affairs of your family.
  -- O. C. Ogilvie...