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• Sure eating yogurt will improve your sex life. People know that if you'll eat that stuff, you'll eat anything.
• If you eat yogurt, you'll have a lot of culture.
• Lose weight - eat stuff you hate.
• Never eat anything that winks at you.
• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
• I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
  -- Ed Bluestone...
• I 'll give you leave to call me anything, if you don't call me "spade.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• I'm going to eat you little fishie; I'm going to eat you little fishie
  I'm going to eat you little fishie; 'cos I like eating fish!...
• I 'll charm the air to give a sound, While you perform your antic round.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act iv, Sc. 1...