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• 1. Some folks have it, some don't. 2. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
  3. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior....
• How can you tell if your car is a lemon? Your car might be a lemon if
  1) You can't get your glove compartment closed because of all the repair receipts....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• 10 Reasons Why a Beer is Better Than a Woman: 1. A beer won't make you go to church.
  2. A beer is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman....
• 1. That's the way we've always done it around here.
  2. I'm so busy, I just forgot. 3. It didn't appear that important....
• The more you know, the better you realize how little you know.
• Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
  2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....
• Want to be a composer? ... If you can think design, you can execute design--it's only a bunch of air molecules, who's gonna check up on you?
  Just follow these simple instructions: 1. Declare your intention to create a "composition....
• 1. Work Hard: hard work is the best investment a man can make.
  2. Study Hard: Knowledge enables a man to work more intelligently and effectively....