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• Always distrust offices not under your jurisdiction which say that they are there to serve you.
  Support" offices in a bureaucracy tend to grow in size and make demands on you out of proportion to their service and in the end require more effort on your part than their service is worth....
• French monologue in the background:) Around the world today, millions still speak French as either a first or second language.
  But with your continued support and help, we can wipe out French in our lifetime....
• Incompetents often hire able assistants. -- Douglas Evely
• A small town that cannot support one lawyer can always support two.
• That's always the way when you discover something new
  everyone thinks you're crazy. -- Evelyn E. Smith...
• No matter what the product or service might be, you can always find it somewhere else cheaper!
  -- Ebenezer Scrooge...
• Willoughby's Law: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
• Eighty percent of success is showing up. -- Woody Alle