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• A political campaign is when the candidate tells what he stands for and the election is when the voters tell if they can stand for his being elected.
• NOMINATE, v. To designate for the heaviest political assessment.
  To put forward a suitable person to incur the mudgobbling and deadcatting of the opposition....
• The theory of liberty, when delivered in a political speech by a candidate
  always sounds far better and contains a great deal more promise than the actual practice of liberty is prepared to give unless the listeners are willing to pay higher taxes....
• As expected, the victorious candidate in a particularly dirty recent political campaign, won by a mudslide.
• While the people try to determine what the candidate stands for, he candidate tries to determine what the people will stand for.
  -- Zabel's Political Observatio...
• Willoughby's Law: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
• Heller's Law The first myth of management is that it exists.