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• Stupidity is its own reward.
• Lovejoy: Your son has been working in a burlesque house.
  Helen: Principal Skinner saw him with his own eyes....
• 0410 Are you able to recite phone numbers for half-a-dozen computer systems but unable to recite your own?
  -- from THE HACKER TEST...
• I am defeated, and I know it, if I meet any human being from whom I find myself unable to learn anything.
  -- George Herbert Palme...
• Your butt is mine. -- Michael Jackson, Bad
• If I could kick my own butt, I would amaze myself!
• Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.
  -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• There is no limit to stupidity. Space itself is said to be bounded by its own curvature, but stupidity continues beyond infinity.
  -- Gene Wolfe...
• Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward. -- William E. Davidse