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• I'd like to ram a hunk of fried goat cheese straight up his ass.
  -- A wonderful line from MYSTIC PIZZA...
• If you order extra cheese on a pizza do you really get it?
• PIZZA!!
• Reality? That's where the pizza delivery guy comes from!
• The long narrow road stretched out before her like a string of cheese from a hot pepperoni pizza (you know
  he kind that is just out of the oven and much too hot to eat but you bite into it anyway and it burns you and leaves little bits of seared flesh dangling from the roof of your mouth that you tongue gingerly for the next week) in the early morning light....
• How many cover blurb writers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A VAST AND TEEMING HORDE STRETCHING FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA!!!!...
• 0023 Have you ever wanted to download pizza? -- from THE HACKER TEST
• I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. -- Steven Wrigh
• From Greenland's icy mountains, From India's coral strand, Where Afric's sunny fountains Roll down their golden sand.
  -- Reginald Heber (1783-1826) -- Missionary Hym...