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• Now that you've read Fortune's diet truths, you'll be prepared the next time some housewife or boutique-owner-turned-diet-expert appears on TV to plug her latest book.
  And, if you still feel a twinge of guilt for eating coffee cake while listening to her exhortations, ask yourself the following questio...
• Rachel: Fine. [on the phone] Hi! Yes, I'd like to order a large pizza.
  Ross: No anchovies. Rachel: With ah, extra anchovies....
• What do you mean, 'the computer LIKES CHEESE?!
• Hello... Yes, I'd like to order two medium pepperoni pizzas please, with extra cheese.
  .. Oh, did I get the wrong number? Sorry about that....
• If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?