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• Straw? No, too stupid a fad. I put soot on warts.
• I put stupid and offensive quotes up, just for you!
• To be too clever is to be stupid.
• Homer: Come on, Lisa, say something funny. [holds a tape recorded with a microphone] Lisa
  Like what? Homer: Oh, something stupid like Bart would say....
• No beer, wine, or liquor will ever touch my lips...I use a straw.
• Yeah, I was ugly, my mother breastfed me through a straw.
• Perhaps I am flogging a straw herring in mid-stream
  but in the light of what is known about the ubiquity of security vulnerabilities, it seems vastly too dangerous for university folks to run with their heads in the sand....
• No job too big, no job too small, no job too stupid
• Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. -- Voltaire (1694-1778)