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• BS (bee ess): n. An uninformed statement.
• FUD /fuhd/ n. Defined by Gene Amdahl after he left IBM to found his own company
  FUD is the fear, uncertainty, and doubt that IBM sales people instill in the minds of potential customers who might be considering [Amdahl] products....
• Quality is conformance to schedule. -- Amdahl Corporation Executive
• New feminizt car -- 1995 MitsuBitchy.
• Ross Perot - condom poster child for 1995.
• Buy! Amdahl Stock to go up 100 points next week.
• If it hasn't been tested, it won't work. -- Larry Hardiman (Amdahl employee)
• 15c of every stamp is for storage.
• Condom - external storage capability.