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• Ross: Mon, Mon, are you OK? Monica: You remember that video I found of mom and dad?
  Ross: Yeah. Monica: Well, I just caught the live show....
• Rachel: Ok, so uh, who wants the last hamburger? Phoebe
  Oh, alright, that's it, now I have to go see him. Monica...
• Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know.
  I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh....
• Ross: I didn't know what I was taking full responsibility for!
  Okay?! I didn't finish the whole letter! Rachel: What?...
• Some knocking is heard from the ceiling] Ross: Ah, somebody's at the door on the ceiling.
  Rachel: Noo, that's our unbelievably loud upstairs neighbor....
• Ross: Look, honey, I have tried to make nice, it doesn't work.
  Rachel: Okay, look, Ross, I realise that my Father is difficult, but that's why you have got to be the bigger man here....
• Ross: [sarcastic] Oh please, can't I come to your special, magical cabin?
  Rachel: Why would you even want to come Ross? You're a horrible skier....
• Monica: So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any stories?
  [Digs her elbow into his hand] No news, no little anecdotes to share with the folks?...
• Rachel: Ross, you had sex with another woman! [Cut to Monica's bedroom, both Monica and Phoebe gasp.
  ] Monica: Oh my God. Phoebe: Oh, I knew something had to be wrong, because my fingernails did not grow at all yesterday....