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• I'm going to die". (...) "I shall manage. Don't you worry about me," Jack said between clenched teeth.
  Joy shook her head. "I think it can be better than that....
• To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around.
  That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?...
• If you can not say something far better than silence, than have the common good sense to let silence have the day.
• The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Someone can always be found, lurking about out there in the bushes somewhere
  who can tell you what you intended to say far better than you can, so be very careful what you say when outside, walking around among bushes....
• Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula.
  The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!...
• Please don't dominate the rap, Jack, if you got nothing new to say. -- Robert Hunte
• Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.
  Maria Robinso...
• Can you say PAIN, boys & girls?