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• Krusty: Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans.
  You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole....
• Bart: There is just no pleasing a girl like that! [musses hair] All that unnecessary behaving.
  ..[smears dirt on himself] I'm all tense through the chestal area!...
• Once upon a time there was a beautiful young girl taking a stroll through the woods.
  All at once she saw an extremely ugly bull frog seated on a log and to her amazement the frog spoke to her....
• I have done the state some service, and they know 't.
  No more of that. I pray you, in your letters, When you shall these unlucky deeds relate, Speak of me as I am...
• Burns: [talking to a tin can] Ah, the worm has turned, has it not, my tin-plated friend?
  Look at you, you were once so proud. Feel the wrath of the left hand of Burns!...
• It makes me feel so excited when you touch my keys that way.
• As you try, your hand seems to go through it.
• I hold your hand in mine, dear, I press it to my lip
  I take a healthy bite from your dainty fingertips, My joy would be complete, dear, if you were only here, But still I keep your hand as a precious souvenir....
• She: Why do you want me to hold your earlobes when we kiss?
  He: I once lost my wallet kissing, and it's not going to happen again....