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• If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they MIGHT write all the books in the British museum.
  -- Sir Arthur Eddingto...
• A bird in the hand is worth two off the wrist. -- British Proverb
• Remember, Yanks, if it wasn't for us British you'd all have been Spanish.
• Tiger got to hunt, Bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, "Why, why, why?
  Tiger got to sleep, Bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand....
• Nine-tenths of all existing books are nonsense -- Disraeli
• The British are coming! The British are coming!
• A lover is a strange bird. He feels strongest when he's all in.
• STORK -- the bird that has all the work and none of the fun of bringing babies.
• Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the Swiss.
  Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lover's Swiss, the police German and it's all organised by the Italians....