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• The bird of war is not the eagle but the stork.
• All babies speak Klingonese.
• Promises are like babies: fun to make, but hell to deliver.
• In the east there is a shark which is larger than all other fish.
  It changes into a bird whose winds are like clouds filling the sky....
• In the east there is a shark which is larger than all other fish.
  It changes into a bird whose wings are like clouds filling the sky....
• She'll have fun, fun, fun till her daddy takes the T-bird away.
• A man used to be rated on how well he achieved bringing home the bacon.
  All that has passed. Now, he is rated on how well he brings home the textured vegatable protein bacon flavored strips....
• I want a house that has got over all its troubles; I don't want to spend the rest of my life bringing up a young and inexperienced house.
  Jerome K. Jerome ['They and I', 1909]...
• The Bird of Time has but a little way to fly ... and the bird is on the wing. -- Omar Khayyam