Specified Service Conditions will be exceeded.
-- The RPCISPE's Sixteenth Universal Law
-- The RPCISPE's Sixteenth Universal Law
Related:
- Actual service conditions cannot be met in the laboratory.
The RPCISPE's Fourth Universal... - That device requiring the most service will be least accessable.
The RPCISPE's Fifteenth Universal... - Interchangeable parts won't.
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The RPCISPE's Eleventh Universal... - If, in engineering practice, a safety factor is set through service
experience at an ultimate value,
an ingenious idiot will promptly calculate a method... - Operation instructions shipped with the unit will be discarded by Receiving.
The RPCISPE's Fourteenth Universal... - Parts that cannot be assembled incorrectly will be.
The RPCISPE's Tenth Universal... - Warrantee and guarantee clauses are voided by payment of the invoice.
The RPCISPE's Twentieth Universal... - All delivery promises must be multiplied by a factor of 2.0.
The RPCISPE's Eighth Universal... - All major production changes will be requested when assembly is nearly
complete.
The RPCISPE's Ninth Universal...
From the same category:
- When did rules ever stop a determined
feline... - That all-softening, overpowering knell,
The tocsin of the soul,
the dinner bell. -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don... - Tobacco exports should be expanded aggressively because Americans
are smoking less.
Vice President Dan Quayle, 1990 (reported by IPS,... - Maternity pay? Now every Tom, Dick and Harry will get pregnant.
Malcolm... - SMILEY
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