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• Manufacturer's performances spec's should be multiplied by a factor of 0.
  5. -- The RPCISPE's Twelfth Universal Law...
• Salesperson's performances spec's should be multiplied by a factor of 0.
  25. -- The RPCISPE's Thirteenth Universal Law...
• If, in engineering practice, a safety factor is set through service experience at an ultimate value, an ingenious idiot will promptly calculate a method to exceed said safety factor.
  -- The RPCISPE's Ninteenth Universal Law...
• Interchangeable parts won't. -- The RPCISPE's Eleventh Universal Law
• All major production changes will be requested when assembly is nearly complete.
  -- The RPCISPE's Ninth Universal Law...
• If a test system function perfectly, all production units will fail.
  -- The RPCISPE's Seventh Universal Law...
• Actual service conditions cannot be met in the laboratory. -- The RPCISPE's Fourth Universal Law
• Operation instructions shipped with the unit will be discarded by Receiving.
  -- The RPCISPE's Fourteenth Universal Law...
• Parts that cannot be assembled incorrectly will be. -- The RPCISPE's Tenth Universal Law