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• The purpose of satire is to strip off the veneer of comforting illusion and cozy half-truth.
  And our business, as I see it, is to put it back again. -- Michael Flande...
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• I think I agree with the old lady who said if God had intended us to fly he would never have given us the railways.
  -- Michael Flande...
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• Apu: I would like to see this money spent on more police officers.
  I have been shot eight this year. As a result, I almost missed work....
• I can multi-task.....I read in the bathroom!