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• Sometime when you least expect it, Love will tap you on the shoulder.
  .. and ask you to move out of the way because it still isn't your turn. -- N.V. Plyte...
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
• Dr. H: Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through five stages.
  The first is denial. Homer: No way! Because I'm not dying!...
• Expect the worst, it's the least you can do.
• You know it's going to be a bad day when: you turn on the news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your city.
• Always look over your shoulder because everyone is watching and plotting against you.