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• Instead of crying over spilt milk go milk another cow.
• If your cow doesn't give milk, sell him!
• If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
• If your cow doesn't give milk dairy farming just isn't for you!
• To keep milk from turning sour you should keep it in the cow.
• When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?
• The Rabbits The Cow Here is a verse about rabbits The cow is of the bovine ilk
  That doesn't mention their habits. One end is moo, the other, milk. -- Ogden Nash...
• If someone tells you that the fully armored man of the Middle Ages was so encumbered by his armor that he could not rise if he fell
  you may well ask yourself, first, if it is reasonable to assume that professional soldiers would go on wearing armor that kept them from fighting and second, if this theory is in line with what you know of the heavily armored men of your personal acquaintance....
• Everyone has their own talents, and if a cow gives milk, it need not fell sorry or guilty that it does not play the violin.