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• You've got to pity New Mexico... so far from heaven and so close to Texas.
• So close, no matter how far... couldn't be much more from the heart.
  Forever trusting who we are, and nothing else matters....
• As cold waters to a thirsty soul, so is good news from a far country.
  -- Old Testament -- Proverbs xxv, 25...
• Washington, D.C.: A mysterious zone along the Eastern Coast of the United States where intelligent people disappear without so much as a trace.
• Russia has abolished God, but so far God has been more tolerant. -- John Cameron Swayze
• It's hard to argue that God hated Oklahoma. If He didn't, why is it so close to Texas?
• Time is of the essence, so close the door!
• Why is the airport so far from the city? That's where the planes land!