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• Skinner scowls at Bart from the jury box] Skinner: [thinking] I know you can read my thoughts, Bart.
  Just a little reminder: if I found out you cut class, your ass is mine....
• How do you make a dog meow? Freeze it, grab a bandsaw, and MEEEEOW...
• We have two cats. They're my wife's cats, Mischa and Alex.
  You can tell a woman names a cat like this. Women always have sensitive name...
• To err is human, to meow, feline.
• Bart: [sees Snowball 2] Every day, same old cat. I'll make it more interesting.
  [furrows his brow, turning the cat into a multi-colored fire-breathing whatever] Snowball...
• Make a cat meow? Freeze it, take a bandsaw and MEEEOOWWW.
• MEOW...SPLAT...RUFF...SPLAT...(Raining cats & dogs)
• Now then woman...if indeed you _are_ a woman... -- Edmund : Head
• Once made equal to man, woman becomes his superior. -- Socrate