Disco Oil Bussing Will Create A Throbbing Naugahide Pipeline Running Straight To The Tropics From The Rug Producing Regions And Devalue The Dollar!

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Disco oil bussing will create a throbbing naugahide pipeline running
straight to the tropics from the rug producing regions
and devalue the dollar!
-- Zippy the Pinhead

Yow! We're going to a new disco! -- Zippy the Pinhead
.. My vaseline is RUNNING... -- Zippy the Pinhead
PUNK ROCK!! DISCO DUCK!! BIRTH CONTROL!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
WHO sees a BEACH BUNNY sobbing on a SHAG RUG?! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I want a WESSON OIL lease!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I'm young.. I'm HEALTHY.. I can HIKE THRU CAPT GROGAN'S LUMBAR REGIONS! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Barbie says, Take quaaludes in gin and go to a disco right away!
But Ken says, WOO-WOO!! No credit at ``Mr. Liquor''!! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
Is this an out-take from the ``BRADY BUNCH''? -- Zippy the Pinhead
Are you selling NYLON OIL WELLS?? If so, we can use TWO DOZEN!! -- Zippy the Pinhead

Disco Oil Bussing Will Create A Throbbing Naugahide Pipeline Running Straight To The Tropics From The Rug Producing Regions And Devalue The Dollar!

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