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• vi is a much better editor than this emacs. I know I'll get flamed for this but the truth has to be said.
  -- Jesper Lauridsen [vim is much better than vi.] -- Antonio...
• User: I'm having problems with my text editor.
  Help desk: Which editor are you using? User: I don't know, but it's version VI....
• I get broads come in here, they sit in front of me and they stare at me.
  Everything I do, they stare at me. Then they walk out saying, "She's so dirty!...
• Emacs is not an editor. Emacs is a way of thinking about the world, and as such is a way of thinking about editors.
  The process of editing is Emacs, but Emacs is more than the process of editing....
• vi: /V-I/, *not* /vi:/ and *never* /siks/ [from `Visual Interface'] n.
  A screen editor crufted together by Bill Joy for an early {BSD} release....
• vi /V-I/, not /vi:/ and never /siks/ n. [from `Visual Interface'] A screen editor crufted together by Bill Joy for an early BSD release.
  Became the de facto standard Unix editor and a nearly undisputed hacker favorite outside of MIT until the rise of EMACS after about 1984....
• ed n. "ed is the standard text editor." Line taken from original the Unix manual page on ed
  an ancient line-oriented editor that is by now used only by a few Real Programmers, and even the original line is sometimes uttered near the beginning of an emacs vs....
• Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: None: "We'll fix it in software." Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?...
• Emacs, n: A slow-moving parody of a text editor.