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• SMILEY :q vi user saying, "How do I get out of this damn emacs editor?
• I compacted my editor but my messages are no smaller?
• vi: /V-I/, *not* /vi:/ and *never* /siks/ [from `Visual Interface'] n.
  A screen editor crufted together by Bill Joy for an early {BSD} release....
• THE BEST SOFTWARE FOR THE LUNATIC COMPUTER USER... "StuffED" Text Editor - special feature
  - Language bias module: Won't edit COBOL source-code - AutoCorrupt (tm) - Count bugs in editor - Multi-user/one file "Edit Wars" -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA....
• TECO /tee'koh/ n.,v. obs. 1. [originally an acronym for `[paper] Tape Editor and COrrector'
  later, `Text Editor and COrrector'] n. A text editor developed at MIT and modified by just about everybody....
• I am the editor that leaves you on the editing floor.
• Ed is the standard text editor.
• User: My printer doesn't work. Where do I get a new one?
  Admin: Are you sure that all the connections are hooked up properly?...
• ed n. "ed is the standard text editor." Line taken from original the Unix manual page on ed
  an ancient line-oriented editor that is by now used only by a few Real Programmers, and even the original line is sometimes uttered near the beginning of an emacs vs....