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• MANIC-DEPRESSIVE: Easy glum, easy glow.
• How do you get a manic-depressive out of a tree? Cut the rope.
• We thrive on euphemism. We call multi-megaton bombs "Peace-keepers", closet size apartments "efficient" and incomprehensible artworks "innovative".
  In fact, "euphemism" has become a euphemism for "bald-faced lie"....
• Because he was human, because he had goodness, Because he was moral they called him insane.
  Delusions of grandeur, visions of splendor, A manic depressive who walks in the rain....
• LESBIAN -- a mannish depressive with delusions of gender.
• Bart: Look, my stomach really hurts. Doris: All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids.
  Your choice: Manic Depressive Mouse, or the Bluebird of Unhappiness....
• Hello and Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline ** If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
  If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2....
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