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• The Shining Heeeeere's Johnny! --Jack Nicholso
• Find an impersonator who CAN'T do Jack Nicholson.
• Never rub another man's rhubarb. -- Jack Nicholson as The Joker, "Batman", the movie
• That shot is impossible! Jack Nicholson himself couldn't make it!
  -- Homer Simpson Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield...
• Just let the wardrobe do the acting. -- Jack Nicholson (to Michael Keaton, on the set of Batman)
• If there is any realistic deterrent to marriage, it's the fact that you can't afford divorce.
  -- Jack Nicholso...
• Batman where does he get all those wonderful toys? --Jack Nicholso
• Marry her, Charlie. Just because she's a thief and a hitter doesn't mean she isn't a good woman in all the other departments.
• The censors say they're protecting the family unit in America, when the reality is, if you suck a tit, you're an X, but if you cut it off with a sword, you're a PG.
  -- Jack Nicholso...