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• There's too many pigs for the tits. -- Abe Lincol
• You could be Abe Lincoln's father's boss!
  -- Bart compliments Homer on his classy attire, "My Sister, My Sitte...
• Lisa goes to the Lincoln Memorial to ask advice from Abe Lincoln, but tons of tourists are there asking him for advice so he can't get his say in.
  So he then goes to the Jefferson Memorial, and she's the only person there....
• Welcome to the Chocolate Factory. I'm Troy McClure!
  You probably remember me from such films as `The Revenge of Abe Lincoln', and `The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West'....
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