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• uit n. 1. Ugly and uncomfortable `business clothing' often worn by non-hackers.
  Invariably worn with a `tie', a strangulation device that partially cuts off the blood supply to the brain....
• Seems this fellow was suffering from terrific headaches, and went to his doctor about it.
  The physician made a number of tests, and informed the man that the only thing for his headaches was castration....
• I'd like to be rich enough so that I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
  -- Andy Rooney, American author and television commentato...
• Inspector: Name? Woods: James Woods, heh. Woma
  Previous job experience? Woods: Ooh, uh, let's see, "True Believer", uh, "Salvador", "Onion Field", uh -- "The Hard Way"?...
• uit: n. 1. Ugly and uncomfortable `business clothing' often worn by non-hackers.
  Invariably worn with a `tie', a strangulation device that partially cuts off the blood supply to the brain....
• Artificial Clothing" by Polly Este
• Closets are for clothing.....Not People
• Sharewear (n.) -- Used clothing.