Woods: James Woods, heh.
Woman: Previous job experience?
Woods: Ooh, uh, let's see, "True Believer", uh, "Salvador", "Onion
Field", uh -- "The Hard Way"?
Inspector: Wait, wait a minute. Those aren't convenience stores! That
sounds more like the resume of a Hollywood movie star.
Woods: [chuckles] You know, er.
Together: [gasp] James Woods!
-- That's what he said, "Homer and Apu"