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• Old bosses never die, much as you want them to.
• I never want to marry. I just want to get divorced. -- Woody Allen, "Love and Death
• Sometimes I don't care if I never die.
• I don't want to die at 40. -- J. Lenno
• I want to live forever or die in the attempt.
• I hope I die before I get old ...
• Homer: I think Lisa needs another push on her new tire swing!
  Lisa: No, Dad, I want to get down. This tire is filthy and the steel belts are poking me....
• I want to be a veterinarian because I love children.
• If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you.
  I want to have children ..."--they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudne...