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• Skydiving is good till the last drop.
• Skydivers are good till the last drop.
• I was skydiving horizontally. -- Steven Wrigh
• Last night the power went out. Good thing my camera had a flash.
  ... The neighbors thought it was lightning in my house, so they called the cops....
• Owen's Law for Secretaries: As soon as you sit down with a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.
• If at first you don't succeed, try skydiving ...
• I invented skydiving in 1989! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Remember when sex was safe and skydiving was dangerous?
• Missed it by that much. -- Maxwell Sma