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• It's nice to be nice to the nice. -- Frank Burns, M*A*S*H
• Homer: I'm really sorry I hit you Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt on that eye.
  Burns: [frightened] No, please, I can't bear another trashing....
• Individuality is fine as long as we all do it together. -- Frank Burns, M*A*S*H
• Teacher: Okay. Now, everyone take out your safety pencil and a circle of paper.
  This week, I hope we can finish our work on the letter "A"....
• Have you ever jumped the Elephant Mans bones?
• Maj. Burns: What kind of idiot do you think I am? Cpl.
  O'Reily: You'd know that better than me, sir. -- M*A*S*H, television program...
• Have you seen the old man in the closed down market, Kicking up the papers in his worn out shoes?
  In his eyes you see no pride, hands hang loosely at his side Yesterdays papers, telling yesterdays news....
• Bart: What's the matter with you, soldier! Boy: It's my nerves, sir.
  I just can't stand the barking any more. Bart: Your nerves!...
• Let's you and him fight.