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• Drink nothing without seeing it; Sign nothing without reading it. Spanish Proverb
• Flanders: Many people offer to sell their souls without reflecting on the grave ramifications -- Home
  [impatiently] _Do_ you have a donut or not? Flande...
• Don't even think of parking here! -- Sign outside the Jailhouse in Orofino, Idaho.
• Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. There's an easy way to get rid of Chester without the guilt of sending him back to the gutter.
  And all it'll cost you is a thousand dollars....
• Guilt as charged, your on-her!
• The most certain sign of being born with great qualities is to be born without envy.
  -- Francois Duc de la Rochefoucauld...
• Marge: Excuse me, where do I throw this? Attenda
  Over there. Marge: Thank you. [heads off] Attenda...
• You're in the chamber of the East Wind. There is a sign here that reads reads "Danger Strong Wind