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• The Wind is too strong - You get blown away!
• The wind is so strong you have difficulty moving.
• A large sign on the wall reads "Grand central station".
• You are in the Seventh Pool of the Seven Sacred Pools.
  There is a a tattered sign that reads "This is the last Pool, you are Safe Now"....
• Two farmers were boasting about the strongest kind of wind they'd seen.
  "Out here in California," said one, "I've seen the fiercest wind in my life....
• Homer: Excuse me, do you sell ponies? Owner: Uh, sure, pal.
  Right here. [points at a cage] Homer: [reads the sign] Scottish deer hound....
• Did you know... That no-one ever reads these things?