Sigh... Every day I thank my statuette of Wilma Flintstone that
I was born normal.
-- Zippy the pinhead
I was born normal.
-- Zippy the pinhead
Related:
- I have a very good DENTAL PLAN. Thank you.
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Zippy the... - I was born in a Hostess Cupcake factory before the sexual revolution!
Zippy the... - I left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!!
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Zippy the... - I think my career is ruined!
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Zippy the... - I haven't been married in over six years, but we had sexual counseling
every day from Oral Roberts!
Zippy the... - I smell like a wet reducing clinic on Columbus Day!
Zippy the... - As President I have to go vacuum my coin collection!
Zippy the... - I have accepted Provolone into my life!
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Zippy the... - I want another RE-WRITE on my CAESAR SALAD!!
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Zippy the...
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- Set theorists do it with
cardinals... - You have an unusual magnetic personality.
Don't walk too close to metal objects which are not... - In what year was the War of 1812
fought... - I never thought that others would take them so much more seriously then I did.
Albert Einstein, about his... - Philadelphia is not dull -- it just seems so because it is next to
exciting Camden,
New Jersey...
