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• Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam--and I'll show you a house full of dirt. -- Marty Alle
• Oh, give me a home, Where the buffalo roam, And I'll show you a house with a really messy kitchen.
• Some love to roam o'er the dark sea's foam, Where the shrill winds whistle free.
  -- Charles Mackay (1814-1889) -- Some love to roam...
• O give me a home, Where the buffalo roam, Where the deer and the antelope play, Where seldom is heard A discouraging word, 'Cause what can an antelope say?
• Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a communist plot.
• Marge: Homer, just where were you planning to keep this horse?
  Homer: I got it all figured out. By day, it'll roam free around the neighborhood, and at night, it'll nestle snugly between the cars in our garage....