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• PRO: You never have to get up in the morning. CON
  You will never have another good night's sleep. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: You can't get chlorine or salt in your eyes again.
  CON: You can't swim in a pool or the ocean ever again. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: No more wrapping it around a tree and getting killed (again).
  CON: No more going 105 down the road in the BMW. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: Not having to get up from your comfortable lounge chair.
  CON: Not being able to change the T.V. to see that porno flick that everyone is raving about....
• PRO: You won't be around to get bothered by kids in a nursing home.
  CON: You can't go to your local nursing home and bother the old people....
• PRO: No more being sick or unhappy. CON: Not being able to get out of things you don't want to do because you are sick or unhappy.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: You will never have another hangover, nor forget what you did last night.
  CON: You won't be able to get intoxicated again. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• PRO: No more enemies CON: No more friends. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• PRO: No more lung cancer. CON: No more butts. -- Pros and Cons of Death