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• You're in the spacious palace of the Elven King.
• The Palace Roof has a Hole: Lee King
• I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu.
  The headwaiter said, Don't I know you? -- Steven Wrigh...
• Chinese restaurant called 'Hung Far Lo'.
• By this leek, I will most horribly revenge: I eat and eat, I swear.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry V -- Act v, Sc. 1...
• Y'know, you look a little flushed. Maybe you should eat more vegetables and less people.
  .. -- Marge Simpson to 'King Homer', "Treehouse of Horror III...
• Did you hear about the French art of self-defense called Tongue Fu.
• Never eat in a restaurant where there's a photo of the chef with Sammy Davis, Jr. -- "Alf