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• Bad Sink" by Lee King
• You're in the spacious palace of the Elven King.
• You are in the spacious palace of the Elven King. Beautiful old tapestries line the walls and carved pillars support the lofty roof.
  Enchanting music seems to flow from out of nowhere. Many passages lead off off to unknown places....
• Should I eat at a restaurant called "The Fu King Palace"?
• How many firemen -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four - one to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof....
• Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a competent historian.
  -- Lee Simonso...
• The king has part of the ring in his treasury.
• Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.