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• My mother-in-law is an alien.
• You may be redneck... if your mother refers to you as "Bubba, Jr.
• I wouldn't Perstor my mother-in-law!
• My mother-in-law is a tough old hen!
• Yeah, but my mother-in-law is MEANER than YOURS.
• A mother-in-law is often a mother.
• Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue out because I might yell `Fire!
  ' in a crowded theater." -- Peter Venetokli...
• I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed for the embankment.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• Operator give me a wrong number, I want to talk to my mother-in-law. -- Groucho Marx (1890-1977)