Taking My Gun Away Because I Might Shoot Someone Is Like Cutting My Tongue Out Because I Might Yell `Fire!

"Taking my gun away because I might shoot someone is like cutting my tongue
out because I might yell `Fire!' in a crowded theater."
-- Peter Venetoklis

I will not yell "fire" in a crowded classroom.
I don't like talking to philosophers. I'm always worried that they might be laughing behind my back because they know I don't exist.
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. -- Bertrand Russell
I smoke cigars, because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to, I might fall down.
-- George Bu...
Shoot it, Bubba, it might be my mother-in-law!
Never yell THEATRE in a crowded fire.
I slit my throat on the cutting edge of technology.
I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because it's cold in there.
And I'm like: How did my mother know that? -- Wendy Liebma...

Taking My Gun Away Because I Might Shoot Someone Is Like Cutting My Tongue Out Because I Might Yell `Fire!

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