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• Life is pain, highness! Anyone who says differently is selling something.
  Westley, as the man in black, from The Princess Bride...
• Life is pain; anyone who tells you different is selling something.
  -- Inigo Montoya from The Princess Bride...
• Anyone who tries to `enlighten' you is probably selling something. -- Jen Howard.
• Hello, my name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father.
  Prepare to die. -- Indigo, "The Princess Bride", movie...
• The Princess Bride Inconceivable! --Wallace Shaw
• I have my wedding to prepare, my wife to murder, and Gilder to frame for it.
  I'm swamped. -- Prince Humperdink, "The Princess Bride", movie...
• Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all. -- The Princess Bride by William Goldma
• People who pirate are cracked.
• But love is many things, none of them logical. -- _The Princess Bride_ by William Goldma