-- 'Shit Happens' according to...
An Employee: I've done my shit, so can I take the day off?
This shit's not part of my contract.
An Employee: I've done my shit, so can I take the day off?
This shit's not part of my contract.
Related:
- Shit Happens' according to...
Farmer:
I get subsidies for my shit... - Shit Happens' according to...
Realism:
I think I need to take a shit... - Shit Happens' according to...
Sadism:
I will shit on you... - Shit Happens' according to...
Descartes: I think,
so why am I in this shit? I shit,... - Shit Happens' according to...
Clinton: I didn't inhale this shit.
I tried this shit before and I didn't like it so..... - Shit Happens' according to...
Fetishism:
I love when shit happens... - Shit Happens' according to...
A Yuppie: It's my shit!
All mine! Isn't it beautiful... - Shit Happens' according to...
Engineer:
I hope this shit holds together... - Shit Happens' according to...
Washington: I cannot tell a lie-
shit happened...
From the same category:
- I know not where His islands lift
Their fronded palms in air;
I only know I cannot drift Beyond His love and care... - Brushing with hasty steps the dews away,
To meet the sun upon the upland lawn.
Thomas Gray (1716-1771) -- Elegy in a Country Churchyard... - WARNING TO ALL PERSONNEL:
Firings will continue until morale improves... - Your love life will be happy and
harmonious... - Homosexuality is *not* a sickness.
Bigotry is...
