She was asking her insurance agent: 'If I were to take out a $250,000
insurance policy on my husband and he should die the next day, what
would I get?' He answered, 'Life.'
insurance policy on my husband and he should die the next day, what
would I get?' He answered, 'Life.'
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die,
which is not so. -- Stephen Leacock (1869... - I saw a sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off of the hood of my car.
Excerpt from insurance form... - As the expected time of birth drew near, the mother-to-be asked her
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- Nuclear war] ... may not be desirable.
--
Edwin Meese... - Sir, shall we send for Dr. Crusher?
Why, is someone ill?
Riker and Picard, "Where No One Has Gone Before", stardate... - Let's hear him reply back
to that... - Nothing takes the taste out of peanut
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Charlie... - Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of
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