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• You have the mouth of a prattling jackanapes, but your eyes, they tell a different story.
  -- Sharaz Jek, CAVES OF ANDRONZANI...
• This man's dying! Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a.... oh, right.
• No. She Sister, me doctor, you Mr. Bertenshaw.
• The Doctor is ON.
• Our very hopes belied our fears, Our fears our hopes belied
  We thought her dying when she slept, And sleeping when she died....
• Am I dying or is this my birthday?" (When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside.
  ) ~~ Lady Nancy Astor, d. 1964...
• The young Georgia miss came to the hospital for a checkup.
  "Have you been X-rayed?" asked the doctor. "Nope," she said, "but ah've been ultraviolated....
• Autopsy is a dying practice.
• Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.